I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
my little panda the size of a fat furry fist
dotted with blacks and whites
a super cherubic teddy bear that sat like an obese child
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
cute little creature of silent moods and bamboo delights
it looked like you could snuggle with it all night
and hug it while you slept, go on..it wouldn't give a fright
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
and it was a a charming ball of fur
not a mere mongrel nor cur
shiny black and white chess like patches
kohl eyed
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
and he might not look all that might
but dear viewers don't be alarmed
discretion advised
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
exotic little round delight
he comes from distant seas
a land where they speak Chinese
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
might have mentioned he's from China
and this is the anomaly
I found him in Mallorca
be warned
his black and white heart is that of a killer orca
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
and he snarled his mouth in a grin
flashing his teeth made of eighth sin
and such did it give the bear cubs a fright
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
and looked like he had won
nothing doing nothing done
no one stood in a challenge, but for that small one
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
and he snarled and growled at the tiny little bear
it was really a bear cub to be fair
and it wouldn't budge or sway
it came in the panda's way
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
the furry teddy bear of brown delight
ran into a headlong collision
a single pursuit of total demolition
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
they were in a neck break scuffle
the panda and the bear cub in a vicious duel
"it's just a wee little bear cub, pray what's his fuel"
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight

I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight
and the man from the shadows did finally speak
"that little teddy bear with brown shaggy hair is not brown but white
surely you can see, the light isn't right
snowy white hair
that little teddy fair
is in reality a polar bear"
I brought a baby panda to a bear cub fight